Joke of the day

Q: Is there such a thing? Two headed sperm?

A: Yes, abnormal cell, should be out of one's hyper level in sex

Q: How does that work?

A: Simple. Just lie down

the 18th century victorian lady

Yeaps thats the new nicky..& an urge of pride flooded

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POINT BLANK straight to the heart

for the very first time i cried at work...all the strong part of me started to shatter..whats wrong with me? im bombarded with so much of things..i am cornered...WORK..PEERS...FAMILY!! i wonder the people who actually suppose to offer you their shoulder to lean upon and hold your hand when you need their comfort, guidance and understanding, just shrug away and sneer at you!!

They freaking say right on your face and walk away!!

and you expecting them to understand you..feel so stupid at the end of day

and this is not the first time happening to me, just this time with a BLOW!!

i was taken back, felt that someone slapped me hard and said who the heck asked you to lean on me? dont you have your shoulder??

perhaps i should quit trusting on them and live independently....

dont inspect me

Im not bothered...least i could...if u wna noe my feelings hav the guts to say in front of my face....Lame!!!

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Sweet Calamity

Chasing after the wind

unintentional yet sensational

the emotions that hurdled me

i was drowned with intense feelings

but i knew at the end of the day

i would not grasp it

i only could see the shadow

i could only find happiness

in that glimpse

that was beyond my reach

if it were, i would not reach out either

i knew i was chasing after something that

would bring sullenness

but i was left with no choice

if there was, i would not want to consider it either

let it be there, i would not want to step out of this

Love at lost,

MeL

From the I am MIND!!

Dear bloggies,

I am shifting home... I havent slept the whole night...I am at work on a Saturday! I have been drinking 3 cups of coffee since 830am (its 1o now; approx). I am tired...!!

TUNE ON MY HEAD

I got freaky, freaky, baby

I was chillin’ with my ladies

I didn’t come to get bougie

I came here to get crazy

I was born to get wiiild

That’s my style

If you didn’t know that

Well, baby, now you know now

The Black eyed peas (dirty bit)